iamshadowthehedgehog:

I had a dream that Kirby single handedly made it to the final round of a Pokémon tournament because nobody wanted to admit they had no idea what kind of Pokémon he was

melodramaticguitarsolo:

important college AUs to consider for your otp:

  • "i’m the grader for this class and you have literally the worst handwriting i have ever seen. i am tracking you down to warn you that if you turn in another pset like this i will have to give you a zero because i cannot understand anything you have written"
  • "we casually hook up at parties sometimes but this time you got so drunk you couldn’t make it all the way back to your dorm so i let you crash in my room because it was closer and it turns out you’re really cute when you wake up in the morning, fuck"
  • "you live in the room next door to mine and you have been playing the mountain goats very loudly for the past five hours. are you. i mean. are you okay."
  • "you live in the room next door to mine and you’re always having really loud sex, what the fuck"
  • "we’ve never talked but your favorite spot in the library is right across from my favorite spot so i see you all the time and sometimes we give each other commiserating looks"
  • "did you claim the tv room for a star wars marathon the same day i was planning to claim it for a lord of the rings marathon"
  • "we don’t know each other that well but we’re in the same circle of friends and they’re all abroad this semester so it looks like we’ll be spending a lot more time together while they’re gone"
  • "my friends and i are trying to study in this empty classroom, you and your friends seem to be having a very loud impromptu dance party in the adjacent room, i went over to tell you to shut up but somehow you convinced me to join in"
best friend~<3
Anonymous

hi friend hi~<3

tutenzane:

robancrow:

Laughing bc you know if I actually do the dating sim thing Clarence is gonna be an option and he is gonna have an ass hairier than a dwarf’s face.

He is a dark elven bear.

Hunkiest dark elf.

khoaahish:

Intrigued by Bangladeshi Architect Rafiq Azam’s contribution to architecture.

Laughing bc you know if I actually do the dating sim thing Clarence is gonna be an option and he is gonna have an ass hairier than a dwarf’s face.

tutenzane:

robancrow:

tutenzane:

robancrow:

tutenzane:

I’m not gonna lie for a second I thought you were playing a Radiata Dating Sim and I was like “damn that art is on par where did he get this”

"You fuck the elf"

I smell my next RPG maker project.

We’re all maybe screwed.

Question is do I cop out and narrow down the options, or include all ~260(?) named characters as potential dates. xD;; Obviously the former because I am not ambitious enough for this shit.

But… the hell kind of plot would it have (besides trying to get laid)??

Kicking people AND getting laid.

Do I get bonus points if I make values for playing match maker with characters? So not only do you build your own relationship value with characters up but you can kinda encourage them to date each other, too? |D;;

//actual trash AHAHA qwq;;; I am definitely not ambitious enough for that.

Came for the bro, stayed for the bro, bc it's rude to leave without making the bro breakfast in bed after a long, hot, steamy night.
Anonymous

tutenzane:

And you’re the only one who is competent enough to not burn my toast…surprisingly.

Of course I wouldn’t burn the toast. I have great control over my fire, bro. But how was the smell of burning rubber last night? ;D

tutenzane:

robancrow:

tutenzane:

I’m not gonna lie for a second I thought you were playing a Radiata Dating Sim and I was like “damn that art is on par where did he get this”

"You fuck the elf"

I smell my next RPG maker project.

We’re all maybe screwed.

Question is do I cop out and narrow down the options, or include all ~260(?) named characters as potential dates. xD;; Obviously the former because I am not ambitious enough for this shit.

But… the hell kind of plot would it have (besides trying to get laid)??

B-R-O-S
Anonymous

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